Archive for January, 2003

I’m glad you asked that, timmy.

Errr, Martin, rather. I can’t believe i made a Mr. Wizard referance in the subject line. I am glad you asked that though, as it does make allow me to be a pompous ass without wondering if anybody cares.

You see the real reason to switch from “pure” HTML to CSS is one of semantic groupings. All us programmers and tech heads would rather think of our webpages as “code” rather than “formatting,” so the changeover actually makes webcode make more sence. You go from saying “this is a table, and these are rows and this area is a cell” to saying “this is called ‘blueSubjectBox’ and anything of this type has this behaviour.” It is going from being a typesetter to being a coder. Plus it makes my code look wicked cool. Check this out:

BEFORE:

<table cellspacing=1 cellpadding=0 bgcolor=”#000000″>
<tr>
<td>
<table class=”blueMenuBar” width=”100%” cellpadding=2 cellspacing=2>
<tr>
<TD width=”66%” style=”border:0px;” bgcolor=”#12386f”>
<a name=”000181″><img src=”http://www.ninjasuperspy.net/docs-images/close_up.gif” align=”left” class=”menuBlock” alt=”Menu goes here” height=”11″ width=”11″></a>
</td>
<TD align=center class=”blueSubjectBox”>
<span class=”shadowTerm”>:: <a name=”<$MTEntryID pad=”1″$>”></a><$MTEntryTitle$></span>
</TD>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class=”postBody”>
<table cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0>
<tr><td>
<p align=”justify”>

<$MTEntryBody$>

<span class=”extended”>
<MTEntryIfExtended>
<script type=”text/Javascript”>moredivider();</script><br />
<$MTEntryMore$>
</MTEntryIfExtended>
</span><br />

</p>
</td></tr>
<tr><td class=”byline”>

Posted by <$MTEntryAuthor$> at <a href=”<$MTEntryLink$>#<$MTEntryID pad=”1″$>”><$MTEntryDate format=”%I:%M %p”$></a> |
<$MTEntryCategory$>
<MTEntryIfAllowComments>
| <a href=”<$MTCGIPath$>mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=<$MTEntryID$>”
onclick=”OpenComments(<$MTEntryID$>); return false”>Comments (<$MTEntryCommentCount$>)</a>

</MTEntryIfAllowComments>
</td></tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

AFTER:

<div class=”entryItem”>
<div class=”blueMenuBar”>

<span>
<a name=”">
<img src=”http://www.ninjasuperspy.net/docs-images/close_up.gif” class=”menuBlock” align=”left”>
</a>
</span>

<span class=”blueSubjectBox”>
<span class=”shadowTerm”>:: <a name=”<$MTEntryID pad=”1″$>”></a><$MTEntryTitle$></span>
</span>

</div>
<div class=”mainBG”>
<br /><$MTEntryBody$>
<span class=”extended”>
<MTEntryIfExtended>
<script type=”text/Javascript”>moredivider();</script><br />
<$MTEntryMore$>
</MTEntryIfExtended>
</span><br/>
</div>
<div class=”byline”>

Posted by <$MTEntryAuthor$> at <a href=”<$MTEntryLink$>#<$MTEntryID pad=”1″$>”><$MTEntryDate format=”%I:%M %p”$></a> |
<$MTEntryCategory$>
<MTEntryIfAllowComments>
| <a href=”<$MTCGIPath$>mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=<$MTEntryID$>”
onclick=”OpenComments(<$MTEntryID$>); return false”>Comments (<$MTEntryCommentCount$>)</a>

</MTEntryIfAllowComments>

</div>
</div>

Well, that and it allows me to offload all of my formatting to a different file. So if i want my sidebar on the other side, i just change one thing, and all over the place it is different. Or if i want to change something’s color, then its all there with a change of one file and reflected all over. I’m just reall excited about this: i’ll give good tip links in the extended so people can get more info from people who actually know their shit.

It has also given me something to futz with while i was waiting for my robot parts to arrive.

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Watch for falling tags

I’m finally biting that bullet and converting this beeyotch to a full css (no tables!) layout. First this index page (as it is what most people see.) then the rest of the place soon as i’ve got this thing working correctly. I’ve mostly got everything looking right. There’s the issue in the entry text, but that is all the first paragraph tag. I need to either get that thing working right, or find some way to make the div tag abut the blue bit. Then i need to get the positioning correct on that right bar thing. Wish me luck on the bar, i will certainly need it.

Verdict on Getbackers: standard sentai stuff. Entertaining, but don’t be surprised when it hits FOX Kids next year. Macross Zero on the other hand is fun for the whole family. The whole family that digs on transforming aircraft that is. Lord that is one badass show. Now to get the next damn eps subbed.

Random thought

My copy of the Illuminatus! Trilogy seems to have vanished. Fuck, i don’t have to tell you what that means.

That jazz hot something…

So yeah, the girlfriend and i went and saw “Chicago” just a bit ago, and well… it was a movie. I don’t know, really. I don’t exactly dig on this whole “musical” thing; not because its not a manly thing to dig on, but rather because the sudden bursting into song thing always took me out of the movie, and screwed up narrative flow. There are a few movies that have either had so very whacked out a narrative that it wasn’t noticable, however (Moulin Rouge, for instance), but the overtly realistic overtones of Chicago made them have to work to sell the numbers. And they worked too hard. The numbers themselves just didn’t fit into the movie. I say that there were too many, that there wasn’t enough dialogue, the girl says that they just didn’t cut back and forth between reality and song enough. Regardless, i don’t see how it won all those awards.

I hate, of course, to deviate from the standard hollywood line on movies.

Other than that, i’m messing about with a few MT plugins. I need to convert this whole thing from tables to all css. I was pretty close for a while but just lost steam. I should put that on my “to do” list. Oh well, the girl is staring at me, so i have to go.

That was cool

So everything i’ve prophesied about in the last entry has managed to come true with frigtening accuracy. I’m now looking at these discs and another hard drive and thinking “Hey, i could just swap this out and keep the old 6-gigger for a backup of the XP install.

Speaking of HD’s… i’m actually tapped at the moment. I could get you a 4 gig, i think. Its a fujitsu though, so be worried about overheating. Theres an interesting story as to how i’ve managed to go from three ten gig drives to none over the last few months, and how about you sit down and have a listen. The first went to Jason, we all know that one. The second tried to be an ersatz bribe for the cable installer. That’s a story i don’t like to tell because of the “tried” involved. Basically i asked him to do the cables in outlets in the wall and he said it would cost extra, so i said no. Then he expressed intrest in the hard drives in my media cabinet, i told him capacities and he started saying how he’d love to get an IDE start drive. I said “here, have this 10 gig, now how much extra would it be to get those lines run to outlets?” and he said “$30.” I didn’t see how i’d get my drive back without being ruder than i like to be, so i let that slide. Then the third was promiced to my brother because i need to get him away from ME, and i’ve been such a good evangelist with the “two hard drives” thing that i believe i’ve won a convert.

The cable guy thing still burns me.

Sorry about that Chris, i wish i had more drives (you can pretty much Batman that). I need to get some Ultra SCSI ones for the server now that it has an OS and boots.

That is so very cool by the way: the fact that i now have not one but two working machines. I think i may spend some time now that i’m not going to work today rebuilding the old Deceptibox.

Oh, did i mention i’m off work today? That’s what rules about working for a South Carolina school district. If it snows (even one or two flakes) and anything, i mean anything sticks to the ground then it is a sure sign that Judgement Day has come and that all good boys have to stay home from work. Or atleast that’s what i heard. I e-mailed my boss to make sure, but everything seems to be in order. And by “in order” i mean cancelled. Ding dong the working day is dead! And i just wanna have fun.

I’ve got so many hobbies now that “having fun” is a complicated procedure. I’ve got a pile (literally, about ten episodes) of Naruto to watch and six of Haibane Renmei, two books i’m reading, and the robot primers i’m flipping through. I’m well-rested for a change today, so i may be able to whittle through some of this. God i live in the land of milk and honey.

You know what they are saying now? There may be a freeze tonight, and i may end up going in late tomorrow. I’d like to launch a lusty “ha-ha” in full Nelson style to all the poor chumps who have to work today. Its actually snowing as opposed to the freezing rain we usually get (big, fat flakes) so i may toss aside my indoor pursuits and go play in the snow. Yes, in a black leather trenchcoat.

Proper Job!

Well, i’ve gotten a copy of Red Hat 8.0 (Psyche) from a co-worker and i should be able to shoehorn the thing onto the server’s drive tonight. The thing i fear most is looking at it and loving the interface, then switching over to it whole heartedly. I mean there’s so little i use this thing for other than browsing. My “gaming” has atrophied mostly, into self-referential loops where i play eight and ten year old games over and over. And i think that things which already don’t run under XP would probably run better via a DOS emulator in Linux anyway. Somebody please stop me.

My PDA picks that time to chime up and sync, telling me that actually it needs MS ActiveSync, and would prefer not to do without syncronizing with the PC. Damn, i’ll have to find a Linux alternative.

Well there you go. Now all i have to do is get the “Open Source 4 Life” huge gothic letter tattoo on my abdomen.

You know, this “Car Flinger” episode of Junkyard Wars has literally everything i love about the show. Except Cathy, of course which does indeed suck. Well, other than that it has the eternal dichotomy (farmers v. engineers), with the farmers making a “farmy” (organic, simple) machine versus the engineers who crafted an “engineery” (mechanistic, complex) machine. And lord but everybody’s being an amazing sport about this. The Hammerlocks sort of lost it on the digger, but really nothing compared to the way the Americans play this game (some Americans).

This isn’t a stinging phillipic against us ‘Mericans though, a good chunk of my favorite teams are American (Law Dawgs, N.E.R.D.S., etc.). Seriously though, if Team A had their car go nowhere, and Team B had their machine rip itself to shreds on national TV, i doubt that Team B would immediately begin laughing their heads off while Team A just goggled wide-eyed.

But then that’s just my two cents. Wish me luck on this penguin thing.

Steamrunner?


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More stuff to come soon. I’m tired and sick, so it may be long in the arriving.

Anti-idiot

So there’s some big “anti-war” rally happening somewhere in the city today. I’m thinking about making a big sign that says “No Blood for Kurds” or “I’m confortable, why help them” or something else and then asking some dirty hippie where the pro-Saddam rally is. Just to see if i can get in a fight with a pacifist. I think that’s against the tenants of Hung Gar, but as far as i can tell, the main tenant of my Kung Fu is “hold them while you break as many bones as possible, then kick them.”

So my car has decided to play ball, and is actually running more than alright. With that in mind, and the fact that my girl is working tonight and tomorrow, i might could come over to Florence and get you guys your pan back.

By the way, the roast was badass, and the oniony potatoes were way more than cool.

So yeah, you adverse to a ninja sleeping on your couch? I could always go ahead with the “Getting my ass kicked by a hippie” plan. I might get on the news.

21st century digital…

So yeah, i’m posting this from my jornada, wirelessly, from my bedroom. Any misspellings can be blamed on this little tappy keyboard.

Damn, it certainly seems like i’m living in the near future all of a sudden. I will have to post more like this. I am very slowly getting the hang of the screen tapping thing. I do wish there was some pocket PC little app that would allow me to just scrawl in this textarea. Oh well, a minor gripe all things considered.

am tired though, so i think it is “off to bed” time. Tomorrow i promice to hit you guys up with my thoughts on the DARPA thing and some more developments on the robot front.

Why am i not heading up to Florence? (Especially after playing the way too short Metroid Prime demo yesterday) Well, my car is deciding to crap out on me. Hopefully i will be able to sort the damn thing out this weekend, and i should be able to annoy you cats next w’end. I’ll bring Silent Hill and we can kill 10 minutes with “Born From a Wish.” Also, Jason, what did you think of Boondock Saints (and Chris how were the deleted scenes)?

Somebody stop me, i love mobile, Pocket PC based posting!

Project 3: This time, its personal

So yeah, i’ve had an odd little day. Mostly productive, and by productive i mean i speant a metric fuckton of money. It was all for cool and mostly useful stuff though. Mostly. The “PS2-to-USB Adapter” i got for the EL Keyboard renders it very dim, and so my dreams of giving up this motherboard with its vestigial PS2 connectors goes down another notch.

Though everything else is beyond cool. First off i bought the first “Ultimate Spiderman” collection. And well, i enjoyed the crap out of it. For people who saw the movie, the two are nigh carbon-copies of each other. Both a perfect “updating” of the Spidermythos for the present day; preserving what makes it iconic while updating what makes it dated.

Speaking of Mythos, i don’t think my girl is enjoying the H to the P Lovecraft. This is intolerable, as you may agree. I think i may have to slip her more compilations and see if i can bribe her to read them. She’ll come around eventually.

Other than the Spiderman compilation i grabbed some more issues of Eden’s Trail. ET is a pretty typical low-rent manga. IE, somebody watched/read Trigun and played Wild Arms and said “Hey, i like this Wild West thing, i think i’ll write a comic about it complete with a brassy female, a rogueish bandit (who doesn’t want to be a bandit, just to be rogueish), a silly little girl and a stoic robot.” So it hits the high points, but manages to be fun at the same time. I really don’t mind it, and at times i actually enjoy the thing. Who knew?

Also i bought the monthly they have out that is a continuation of the Spider-Ninja thing that was in the Mangaverse. Errrr… i liked the art in the MV one, but it has begun to grate. And the “Its all the Spiderman characters you kind of remember, but changed slightly into Ninja High School” thing is getting on my nerves. I love ninja-related comics, but this one may just have to go. Sorry Marvel, and you were doing well again.

On to non-book things (though i picked up a bargin copy of IBM and the Holocaust to read when i need to depress myself.) i bought a wireless compact flash adapter that works perfectly with this HP Jornada 548 i’ve got. This brings my Third Project that much closer to completion.

This Third Project i’m being all arch about is actually an old project that’s back on the main burner. You see i’ve always been facinated by robots, and i’ve always really wanted to mess with them. If i had my ‘druthers i’d be working on completing a masters in Robotics Engineering at any school that would have me. However the $30k a year with benefits job does me more good right now. Where the hell was i? Oh yeah: robots. Because my girl is the Best Girlfriend Ever she bought me the TAB Build Your Own Robot Kit for our Date-iversary (what the hell do you call an anniversary when you aren’t married anyway?) year before last. I played with it for a while then kind of hit a stumbling block when i lost my job. You see the thing needs a BASIC Stamp microcontroller to make it run at the top of its game, and those cost money, especially the cool ones. So the ‘bot has languished, incomplete until now.

Now i’m in the process of tricking it out hardcore. I’ve got a BASIC Stamp on order to monitor its sensors and motors, and i’ve started work on something even more insidious. I’ve gotten the aforementioned HP Jornada and 802.11b card, and i am working out a way to synch the PDA and the robot. You see it has a serial adapter for uploading programs to the microcontroller, and i think that i can build a mobile platform that can hold the PDA while it is in use, and when combined with the wireless card should give this little devil a brain.

The only problem is that the thing is becoming quite heavy, what with the robot iitself, the plexy disc, and the non-too-light PDA. The only solution then is to go bigger with the motors. The board itself will not power a really big motor, so i’ll need to feed in a motor controller and so forth. With the controller running off the Stamp though, i should be able to Frankenstein a sort of RC Car contraption with a PDA and sensor package shoehorned on and a wireless connection to my house. All things considered, that should rock. And be plenty of experience for another, more ambitions robot project.

I guess i should get on finding a Plexi circle for my PDA mounting… i’ve got the Jornada serial synch cable and the null modem adapter that plugs it into the ‘bot. Now i just need a gender-changer for the plug so they can connect. That and the Stamp and then i’m ready to see if this works.

Next Article: That Witch Hunter thing i talked about last post, and a lenghty rambling about the DARPA Challenge

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